It was the day after Thanksgiving
And all through the house,
Not a sound could be heard
Over Jenny's snoring spouse.

The turkey bones were strewn
All over the table without much care.
The whole family had feasted
And left a mess everywhere.

So Jenny set about
Cleaning up the mess.
Then there was a knock on the door,
Who could it be? She couldn't guess.

When she opened the door,
What did appear?
A very well built young man
In his underwear.

Jenny's jaw dropped
And she inquired, "What is wrong?"
He replied for her not to worry
Because he had a telegram and a song.

And as he sang
With a twinkle in his eye.
Jenny couldn't help to check him out,
And she exclaimed, "Oh my!"

The young stranger smiled
And gave her a wink.
He moved up against her
And said, "What do you think?"

Jenny stumbled backward
Awe struck and in shock.
She thought about her snoring husband
And grabbed the stranger's length.

And as the snoring finally stopped,
And Jenny was no where within sight.
Jenny's husband thought he heard a moan
And his wife say, "This will be a good night."