Oh, Monday -- you arent the weekend.
I say good for you.
Thank you, Monday, Shell call again
Please just put Her through.
Monday means I can tell Her I love Her
Then Shell say Me too.
Monday means 5 more days of dreaming
and cunnilingus, too.
Dear blessed, precious, timely Monday,
Theyve mistreated you.
Theyve vilified you in Garfield posters
And mangled Bangles tunes.
Monday, youre innocent! Its Friday that sucks!
Its undeniably true
Because Friday takes Her away from me
And She comes back with you.