Jail In Wright County

How would you like to be in a place,
when looking in a mirror, you can't see your face.
I know I'm white, but I'm like a ghost,
really white, whiter than most.
I hate looking out a piece of glass,
seein a sexy lady with a beautiful soft place.
I don't think anyone knows exactly what I mean,
she need a tight box, and she's got to be clean.
Thinking about this shit drives me crazy,
sitting around with no music to hear,
I wish I was at home listening to nelly,
Without fear.

How would you like to be in a place,
where people lie about their race.
I was sittin there playing spades with a dirty look,
played the Ace os Spades and snatched the Playing book.
Spades is my Game.

Took around with me I'll put you to shame.
Pop, candy, and chips from the store,
Can't hustle a hustler, you'll just get hustled
more.
Weasles, softness's, homo's and snitches galore,
There is sure to be a homo on every floor.

How would you like to be in a place,
where you can't even have a damn shoe-lace?
Where the food you eat has no taste.
and people don't even use the free playing toothpaste.
The showers are either Freezing or boiling Hot,
If you want privacy the toilet is not the spot.
Stinking people, the water is free,
there are no gators or snakes, so shower please.
The bed I sleep on feels like rocks,
the guy above me smells like one of my dirty socks.
The guards are sensitive places, gee. can't you tell.
They leave the lights on at night, Took, they can goto hell.

 

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