As I view the ads of men
Each and every page
I feel as though I am crossing the high plains
Sage, and more sage
Where thingy pictures and no faces
Are totally all the rage
Just another prick
Some legs and a bit of guy
Some even turn around
And even show their butt

Each thingy is so very different
Oh my God, how unique
Cant help myself I stare
Tis not enough just to take a peek
Hard ones standing so erect
Soft ones but what the heck
Some are getting head
While others are just lounging on the bed
So proud the manhood
It all splendor and glory
Each one without a face
Heavens, accompanied by such a story

Ill be the hottest took you ever had
If you do not took me Ill be sad
For I am a hunk, such a sexy lad
Too bad for you -the faceless prick it cries
Come on and write my thingy
That hangs between my thighs
Never mind I have no face
After all, I have a thingy to take its place

My I say another thingy another day
Oh shit look at this one
If I can only have it
Silently I pray
And this one, he looks like he wants to come out and play
They all want service, on this you can bet
And each and every one after seeing hundreds
Each and every one damn sure makes me wet!
Oh so sad the face they hide
Yet each and every thingy wants to be inside
All my warmths, for glory and to cum


Oh thingy, oh thingy, faceless thingy
Wont you give me some?
Your face is unimportant
How you look just a mere detail
Just as long as you
Oh glorious thingy get a piece of tail
Oh thingy do you define your owner?
Or do you have a mind of your own
You, oh you, handsome boner?
Yes, the faceless thingy
Let me ride upon
And when you write
With only a thingy pic
I will be replete
As I click delete