A knight from another land who had come to live in our kingdom
found himself increasingly dismayed by the behavior of
our chivalry. Finally, he offered his complaints to a gathering
of the chivalry, and ended his comments by asking, "And
after all, what do you want to be, an authentic medieval
knight, or...or...Sir Lancelot?" The knights and
masters-at-arms of the kingdom looked at one another,
then back at the stranger knight, and one answered, "Sir
Lancelot."
--Apocryphal West Kingdom Tale